Pissing Contest

A writer and an editor are stranded in the desert. At the same time, they see an oasis in the distance. They run toward a beautiful, blue lake full of clear, cool water. The writer immediately sticks his face in the lake and begins to drink deeply. After a time, he hears a strange noise. He looks up to see the editor urinating in the water.

“What the hell are you doing?” the writer asked.

“I’m making the water better,” the editor replied.

Resource

Isaac, O’Dell II. “Memo to B/R Editors: Urine DOES NOT Improve the Taste of Water.” Bleacher Report. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/55785-memo-to-br-editors-urine-does-not-improve-the-taste-of-water (accessed September 12, 2008).

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