The Kindling

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Idea by Incredible Stuff I Made. Execution by Evil Mad Scientist. On sale on eBay:

Kindling: The 6″ Wireless Reading Device (Latest Generation)

Say hello to the Kindling, the incredible palm-sized wireless reading device.

Slim: Just 1/4th of an inch, thinner than most quesadillas.

Lightweight: At 4 ounces, lighter than a typical Zippo.

Wireless: Start reading anytime, anywhere; no monthly fees, service plans, or hunting for Wi-Fi hotspots.

Incredible Display: Reads like real paper; now boasts 2 shades of gray for clear text.

Uses no batteries or electricity; observe it for days without recharging.

No need to shut it off during air travel.

Storage: Holds 900 bytes of information (about 120 words).

Made of plywood, a material often featured in Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Complete lack of functional buttons.

Also makes a handy cutting board.

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